Tiny internet weirdness, carefully arranged
Welcome to Sploonkie
Experiments, stories, and side-quests live here. Click something shiny and treat the homepage like a portal instead of a brochure.
Current vibe
friendly chaos with good links
Choose A Door
Here are the good exits.
App
Aminuked
A modular app entry already living in the repo. If you want something interactive first, start here.
StoriesDigital Tales
A collection of narrative experiments from the digital frontier, including the spicy branch of the archive.
Side QuestNo Yo
An over-engineered PSA with stars, gradients, and a firm stance against opening a chat with only “yo”.
Sploonk generator
Press the button for a fresh homepage mission.